Australian nerds get a SMS bully button

We don’t mean to bring back the memories of the period longer than a decade where you were manhandled by the school bully. For Australian nerds, a new service called the “Bully Button” could help save many a pair of underwear from being ripped from an atomic super-wedgie.

When the Bully Button is pressed, security cameras in the proximity will try and focus on the massacre, while a teacher will be notified via SMS that a nerd is getting his butt handed to him. If you’re not one of those teachers-pet nerds, he or she might take their time getting to you.